What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?